Stole'd from . LOOK HOW RACIST THIS THING IS LAWL.

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I can't eat in the morning. =/)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4



○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 2


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 1


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually. (<-- Proof this was written by a white person. c: )
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty. (The..penalty? What penalty? D: )
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (If by biased you mean racist as hell.. :33)

Total: 3


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (The school one does! : D But everyone knows that. A couple months ago, there was an article in the New York Times about our team sucking. I'm not joking at all. [link] See?)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4



○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 3

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German and Spanish, eh? I've never even been to Europe.

LOOK HOW SILLY WHITE PEOPLE ARE. : OO See, every random country full of white people gets it's own thing, but asians and arabs and blacks are just one big lump. Because white people can't tell them apart.

(Not that I'm any better or anything! xD I can tell hispanic stereotypes apart, but that's about it. I didn't even know most of the stuff on here was a stereotype.)

TWO JOURNALS IN ONE DAY WHOOOOO~